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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This just made my day 😂 Hahahahahaha Ugh i can hear the grunting and snorting that pig would be making

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[–] Fat4Fuel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I would tie a small thread to them and just walk slowly.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Now THIS is shitlording at its finest right here!

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You made my morning.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You mean Runners World was lying? I thought fatties were all marathoners now.

Please please let me know if they eat one. I could really use the pick me up this morning :D

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shouldn't have put them in wrappers.

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[–] Ben77 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

This was brilliant.

Try using smells as well. I have no idea what the US equivalent is but a hot Sausage and Bean melt or chicken melt from Greggs is like crack to fatties over here, they cannot help themselves once they smell one. I bet a shitlady sitting there eating one of those would trigger some pigs hard.

EDIT: Shitlady Sitting! God-damn it! lol

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[–] Ben77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Haha damn that was an unfortunate typo.

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[–] DayWalker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Try Ho-Ho's or Ding-Dongs. Bet they get picked up in 5 minutes

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[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think you just became my all time favorite shitlady lolololol

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