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[–] portlypersonpuncher 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Haha, love it when that happens. When I was still in the military, a fat guy who was also in saw how generally fit we are (a lot of bodybuilders in my friend group) so he asked how he could get like that. Now, these guys aren't just shitlords, they are shitgods. They've worked their whole lives for fit bodies. So they tell him "take creatine, and protein of course. But make sure you don't drink water with the creatine, you'll just piss it all out. So you have to drink just energy drinks. The high caffeine will get you shredded, and the creatine will make you big." The lardass believed them, and the next formation we had, he passed out hard, and actually almost died. (It was well over 100 degrees there.) Didn't quite take care of him, but natural selection will do its job soon.

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[–] Sire 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This sounds like a new FPH series to come!

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[–] 4565852? ago 

A fupa to believe in...

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But in a socialist society, there wouldn't be any fat people. Because we would take half their food and give it to someone else.

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[–] bleezy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Is that pig really wearing sweatpants to a presidential primary rally?..

Fucking pigs..

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[–] lacucarauncha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep. & I thought I was borderline scuzzy wearing white jeans...