[–] FeefeeImpaler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
If I saw this in my FB feed, I would comment something like "yeah puffy eyes are normal after crying lol" because I have zero patience for this fishing for compliments shit. I always "play dumb" about it and say something innocently and casually devastating
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It looks like someone used this thing's face as a punching bag.
If they didn't, they definitely should.
[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Crying/post crying selfie: Check
Moo-cow septum piercing/ random attention seeking piercings: Check
Myspace angles: Check
Horrible cleavage included for attention: Check
Fake medical equipment lazily slapped on incorrectly: Checkaroonie.
Goddamn this is a platinum tier (god save me for saying it) post.
[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
Those aren't positioned right. Looks like self-applied for attention, or the blubber shifted them.
[–] SimonJ57 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because of basic physics of electrical currents.
The current would only cross skin in this layout.
I'm sure one goes at the base of the ribcage and the other further out to ensure the path of least resistance is via the heart.
Much like basic cosplay elements or ANYTHING else, hams prove a lack of knowledge or simple google-fu.
[–] Lame_Bunt_Baiter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have a theory...
She's not the one in cardiac care. Her collarbones are. Sadly, the prognosis is not good...
[–] FattyHater 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
what a fucking fat piece of shit.
[–] Lame_Bunt_Baiter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I would put forth the suggestion that "fat piece of shit" is redundant. Not all pieces of shit are fat...but every fat fuck is a piece of shit.
[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Yep. They will do ANYTHING for attention. But let me guess, she's perfectly healthy and her doctor just wanted to be sure.
[–] Fritzanomus ago (edited ago)
More like slobbing than sobbing.