[–] frankenham 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
No no, MH70 more likely than not went to Diego Garcia.. not abducted by aliens.
[–] DoucheBagMcGee 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
A jumbo jet full of people means aliens must have a separate ship just to store the anal probes alone!
[–] CujoQuarrel2 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
And as it goes. If the headline ends in a question mark the answer is "NO".
[–] Klaxon 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Why do you have to find a crazy way for it to have happened? Obviously they were just eaten by the Loch Ness Monster. Next time try shaving with Occams Razor.