[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Never in my years of life have I enjoyed being an asshole this much AND gotten away with it.
Shitlord is an anagram of Sith lord. Welcome to the dark side.
[–] ElectricPurple ago
I remember a post here about a mom and daughter reee-ing because the kid's fitness test came back with "overweight". People better not stop telling it like it is on fitness tests for kids.
But I think it'll happen. Pretty soon fitness tests will come back with "awesome" "beautiful", etc.
[–] wmeth 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Nice job! One of mine is to go out to eat with friends. If there's a whale amongst us, I'll eat as much if not more than the beetus barge. And then make jokes like "well, at least now my pants don't fall off my waist.... Sucks being skinny" forced teehees and self loathing ensue.
[–] LettuceTray 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I do the samething. Bulking time, so I eat all the time and one fatty is oh so close to being triggered. She's gaining weight and so am I. Just in different ways, I'm eating clean food trying to cut down on fat gain. While she shoves pie, candy and what have you down her face. "But you eat more then I do, where is your weight gain" LoL bitch its controled and you don't eat the else. You eat calorie dense shit.
[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Bitch is on that permabulk.
[–] Artie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
By pie do you mean fruit or meat? Haha I've always been fascinated by the difference in language that lies there.
[–] silver_polish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I am in love with this phrase as a way of shaming the fuck out of butterbarges.