[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
It's actually way more than a foot off the ground too. It's not possible for fats to do a proper split because their leg fat gets in the way long before their leg bones could ever oppose each other. The legs here are pretty near only 90 degrees opposed which probably anyone could do straight away. Hams love to show their "splits" because they only have to do a little bit of flexibility training to get their legs to touch the ground. They don't actually have to put in the effort to work for a proper split. This ham didn't even bother doing that.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
It is like a fat fuck doing a push up. No fatty all you did was bounce a few cm off your fucking FUPA.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Its legs in the picture are at a 45° angle max.
"Splits".
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[–] WhyIsThereNoCowLevel 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
People who try to use big words to sound smart are bad. People who try to use big words to sound smart and can't actually come up with any... are hilarious and pathetic and definitely fat.
[–] tipsyoctopus 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Contrary to what these hams seem to think, a true test of intelligence is being able to use "small" words while discussing complex topics, NOT using "big" words for mundane shit.
Source: Am former copy-editor. I've read a lot of stuff from smart people, and a lot of stuff from wannabe smart people.
[–] Pattern_weld 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
too stupid busy to be clever.
No, you have too much fat clogging the brain to be clever.
[–] fupatronic 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They keep misspelling #fatspo!
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Are you sure it isn't fatpos? (And pos isn't short for positive, is for piece of s...)
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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Maybe to serve as the cautionary tale.
[–] Bureaucrat_36 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She thinks she's one of those aspirational fitness gurus on instagram. Really.
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 51 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago
Nowhere near doing any kind of split...unless its her pants.
[–] wmeth 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Or her joints.