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[–] captainbuttpirate ago 

I doubt the buttergolem knows what half those words are... I think the adipose tissue is starting to take over where it's brain USED to be.

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[–] ObeastsareDisgusting 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd have a hard time doing the splits if my legs were tree trunks too.

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[–] Pattern_weld 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

too stupid busy to be clever.

No, you have too much fat clogging the brain to be clever.

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

With the color of those unfortunate leg casings, she really kind of does look like a split-tailed merwhale.

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[–] NoSympathy ago 

Fat privilege is doing the splits and not having to be flush with the ground.

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[–] Bubbha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dann dat suction. I wonder if she can hold herself to the ceiling.

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[–] EdSnowden ago 

Christ, look at her face. She seriously looks like she's dying.

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[–] MamaCassHamSandwich ago 

Kawinky dink? The fuck. I realize it's not a real word but that's just retarded.

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