[–] ObeastsareDisgusting 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd have a hard time doing the splits if my legs were tree trunks too.
[–] Pattern_weld 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
too stupid busy to be clever.
No, you have too much fat clogging the brain to be clever.
[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
With the color of those unfortunate leg casings, she really kind of does look like a split-tailed merwhale.
[–] NoSympathy ago
Fat privilege is doing the splits and not having to be flush with the ground.
Kawinky dink? The fuck. I realize it's not a real word but that's just retarded.
[–] captainbuttpirate ago
I doubt the buttergolem knows what half those words are... I think the adipose tissue is starting to take over where it's brain USED to be.