[–] RedhairedLemur ago
They'd still eat. Think about how many obeasts have chronic pain from excess weight on their joints, stomach ulcers from eating garbage, etc. They wouldn't let a toothache stop them, they'd just scream guhnetiks and demand pain killers.
[–] PC_Master_Race ago
Dentists are too busy taking their money.
[–] ElectricPurple ago
Dentists have seen some serious shit. I feel bad for them (unless they're fat, of course).
[–] Teddy36 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That wouldn't work because the fatties would remove their own teeth then pulp the food in a blender allowing them to still absorb the calories with even less effort since they could get a six foot long bendy straw and, never have to lift a greasy burger to their triple chin again.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's what they do when they get gastric surgery and can only have liquids- they blend McDs and slurp it. Pigs with slop.
[–] Daucus7 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I have an aunt who's a dentist. Hams don't take care of their bodies, and that includes brushing their goddamn teeth. The worst are the hams that put soda in their kid's baby bottles, children as young as 18 months constantly consuming sugar. There are children who need to get every tooth in their head either removed or capped before they're old enough to go to school, their teeth have rotted to the bone. These aren't just cavities - the entire tooth is gone. There's just this brown stub and an exposed nerve.
If you think dental insurance is a bitch now, just wait a few years. It's only going to get worse.
[–] AvocadoPie [S] ago
thats just straight up child abuse.
[–] shannibearstar ago
Its disgusting how much Hi-C Fruit Punch I have to bring parents to give their toddler at work. :/
[–] MoistCurd ago
Even better; refer to orthodonist, wire jaw shut.