1
0

[–] DoomMantia 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Joseph, the original cuck. Literal cuck.

0
1

[–] birds_sing 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shit, I didn't know step-dad was slang for gay.

1
8

[–] Cid 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Mary was like "I'm a virgin I swear!". Yeah bitch, that's why three guys showed up to your kid's birth with gifts.

0
1

[–] WildThingSammiT 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It wasn't even three! The book just says "The Wise Men." For all we know, 7 guys could've shown up!

0
0

[–] carlip ago 

Google: Three Magi. Its in more than just one fairy tale religious propaganda manual

[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

1
-1

[–] Grospoliner 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Jospeh of Arimathea was Mary of Nazareth's husband but Yahweh knocked her up with magic to make Jesus, so the story goes. The Jewish/Christian god is portrayed as male primarily due to ecumenical patriarchs (no not that patriarchy bullshit going around these days), they were the guys who ended up deciding what was cannon for the Bible. So effectively, God is classed male, and thus technically Jesus of Nazareth would have two fathers and a mother.

Pretty simple gay joke for anyone with a cursory knowledge of Christianity.

[–] [deleted] ago 

[Deleted]

0
3

[–] 4496545? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Apparently gay people of this generation don't know the difference between dad's and fathers.