[–] DoomMantia 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
Joseph, the original cuck. Literal cuck.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] Grospoliner 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Jospeh of Arimathea was Mary of Nazareth's husband but Yahweh knocked her up with magic to make Jesus, so the story goes. The Jewish/Christian god is portrayed as male primarily due to ecumenical patriarchs (no not that patriarchy bullshit going around these days), they were the guys who ended up deciding what was cannon for the Bible. So effectively, God is classed male, and thus technically Jesus of Nazareth would have two fathers and a mother.
Pretty simple gay joke for anyone with a cursory knowledge of Christianity.
[–] birds_sing 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Shit, I didn't know step-dad was slang for gay.
[–] Cid 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
Mary was like "I'm a virgin I swear!". Yeah bitch, that's why three guys showed up to your kid's birth with gifts.
[–] WildThingSammiT 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It wasn't even three! The book just says "The Wise Men." For all we know, 7 guys could've shown up!
[–] carlip ago
Google: Three Magi. Its in more than just one fairy tale religious propaganda manual