[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
...that is nearly Virgie Tovar levels of ugly. Dear god.
[–] ShitizenSnips 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Good god they have the ultimate busted-face/ shitty-body combination. How does someone have a body that heinous...
[–] hypercat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Seriously. If you have a busted face please invest in your body. Because a busted face on a hot body is 100% better than a "hot" face on a busted body. I know some super fit girls who did not win on the face department, bad teeth, not so good skin, big noses, no chins, etc. and they are all getting dates/married/etc to good looking guys.
[–] RapidLynx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And they can thank the obeasts for it. Seriously, these days just being in decent shape as a guy or girl puts you MILES ahead of the sea of fatties out there no matter what your face looks like. It's something literally everyone can control and achieve yet surprisingly few seem to realize this.
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Can't see her face in most sexual positions. Face doesn't matter to how good of a mother she will be. But a nice body can be everything. (Makeup helps as well)
[–] SansWodrop 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think you must be mistaken, men physically can't be attracted to a stick. A real woman has curves /s
[–] CISConservativeScum 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Hermione let herself go after the marriage.
[–] Official_ISIS 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
Hitler would not have allowed this.
[–] Prepackaged 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Ozzy Osbourne would not have allowed this.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Neither would Dumbledore.
[–] iammeandyouareme 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I would like to imagine all the insults Snape would give to this thing.
[–] Ben77 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
HAES got to him....
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Second LOL of the day. I need more sleep.