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[–] DeepFriedPickles 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I don't understand that ham's assumption. They're assuming that because the skinny woman wasn't in the gym at that one moment in time that she must therefore never work out. That's just absurd. That's like saying because someone isn't currently asleep they must never sleep.

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[–] l23r 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm not eating likerightnow so I must never eat. That's why I'm not a lardass. Cause I'm totally starving myself.

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

You don't have to "make a change" if you're not fucked up. A recovering meth head doesn't get "make a change" points to trump my "not having to try and get clean because I was never on meth" points.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Fattie goes to the gym once and already she's fitter than and superior to people who don't work out..

My Uni gym has a few fatties come in every now and then, most of them come a handful of times, do some (very, very) low intensity cardio for 5 minutes and some light weight exercises that are too easy for them to be beneficial at all and then train their abs (as if that's gonna do anything) and never show their faces again.

I'm not actively mocking fatties at my gym, because I'm there to work out, not shitlord, but I've been coming there for 2 years now and I can't remember a single fatty there that became human again, or even consistently trained (2+ times a week) for longer than a month or two.

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[–] swohio 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Your story is clearly BULLSHIT. You didn't once mention the fatties taking selfies at the gym. :P

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've honestly not seen one person take a selfie at my gym yet, the whole gymselfie thing might be an American thing.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fat people LOVE working out their abs for some reason. Quit trying to make abs happen, fatties.

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[–] RollCakeTroll 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Honestly I'd say anyone who doesn't do fitness always does ab workouts, like abs are the pinnacle of fitness. I just squat and deadlift and have better abs than most.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They think spot reduction is a thing, tbf a lot of people do.

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[–] TeabaggingDragons 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh god especially this one. Hams love to bust out "crunches" with momentum from the arm bar

http://imgur.com/W6EpSBe

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[–] KitKatLasagna55 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Why is it assuming that the shitlady doesn't work out? Perhaps she goes at different times, to another gym, or no gym at all and prefers to just cycle, run, etc.

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[–] Rimfakse 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

She's genetically thin, so she doesn't need to work out /s

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[–] CherryLime 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

TIL that exercise is "dying". /s/

You think THATS dying? How about stuffing your mouth with beetus and being 400 lbs.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Kind of like when they use the word "starving".

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[–] Raylan 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Losing their feet to beetus is both painless and effortless, so they opt for that instead.

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[–] TheDude2 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Maybe I'm a retard, but getting laughed at in the past has always motivated me. Like Sgt Fucking Jones back in the day. Fuck you Sgt Jones, and thank you for pushing me to be a man.

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