[–] ShitlordChaser 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wait till they try to come up with some method to contour your hooves into human feet. I mean, they already paint on collarbones...
Then again, there are some things makeup won't fix. Try using the hour it takes to paint on your face to exercise, and then when you're human, you can have your makeup back.
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I like how there is an "X" on the hoof. I'm sure that is where the doctor will make the first incision when they take the foot off
[–] chubrubcheesebread 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Put on makeup, face still shining with grease and sweat. Good job.
[–] lacucarauncha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Just rename the subredditr/lipstickonapig.
[–] etherandhoney 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That face is disgusting. No amount of makeup can fix it.
[–] Endleu ago
Wow I could tell it was fat just from the little bit of arm (?) it showed. That skin ain't happy looking