[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'm very much in shape and I love me some ranch, so chill anchor
Guarantee that user is fat.
[–] ChaosCollected 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Food doesn't make people fat, people make themselves fat.
One can enjoy food and still not be fat.
[–] burntfishnchips ago
Exactly. You can eat and not choose to be stationary 12 hours a day, haha.
[–] In_the_making [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You're right. It was too late for me to edit title when it hit me seconds after submitting :(
[–] shitladycat5847 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I had a guy yell at me about Maple syrup when I worked at Mcdiabetes in high school. He even tried to get me fired. Surprisingly he wasn't fat. Probably is now though.
[–] Butelczynski 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What's a "ranch dressing"?I have to google it...
[–] Alabaster_Jones 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ranch is the classic fat person food. It's one thing to dip a little with some crudites, because it is a dip, not a salad dressing. But most people just dunk pizza (which is already a perfectly delicious and calorie dense food) and just make it some fatass concoction.
Or they'll order a salad with extra extra ranch and a diet coke (tee hee) not realizing that a handful of veggies with over 500 calories of "dip dressing" is not even slightly healthy.
[–] inablackbox 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The ranch on pizza is something I will never, ever understand. Pizza is already covered in cheese, fatty meats, and spices of all kinds. WHY DO YOU NEED ANOTHER LAYER OF SEASONED FAT. There's way too many clashing flavors going on there! And I say this as a rather big fan of ranch, I love a tbsp or two of fat-free ranch on a plain salad or raw carrots.
[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
There's nothing wrong with eating fatty foods. I LOVE ranch on pizza, I'm just not going to eat it every single day.
Shit just thinking about it has my mouth watering.
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
1 carb per tbsp and so much tastier than oils.
BTW: Fat free anything is chemical hell. Fat is good/required for you to live carbs are not necessary to your diet in any way.
[–] Trash_Duchess 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I get dipping the pizza crust in a dip (never tried ranch) since that part is basically just bread and a bit boring on it's own, but I really don't get people who dip THE ENTIRE SLICE in a dip. Isn't the point of pizza that the toppings make it taste good, instead of whichever dip you drown the toppings in? :/