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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I have a friend who just IS healthy and has never really had to work for her body because of it.

Fuck you, she works. Nobody just "is" healthy, it's a goddamn lifestyle, but you'll never admit that cause it's easier on your fee fees to think that it's all handed to her on a genetic platter.

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I do think that the longer you do something, the more instinctual it becomes. So her friend "is" healthy, just like she "is" a fat fucking ham. i.e. when I go to the store, it is just habit to walk through produce first. My mom starts in frozen foods because ice cream.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's stupid. Wouldn't you do the frozen stuff last so it doesn't melt?

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

just couldn't stop

"Like, I had literally no control of my muscles, you guys. My body just took over and forced food down my throat (against my will). I don't know why."

Fucking pigs wonder why we laugh at them.

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[–] mabueb 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"... not sure where it came from but just couldn't stop eating" seriously cracked me up. They're just so delusional.

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[–] Nahfuckreddit ago 

It must have been possessed by a spirit of gluttony. Lol

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[–] CommentsWithLogic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Being a normal human shouldn't take any effort, why are fats so bad at everything?

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's not hard. It's soooo easy. Just eat like a normal person. People have been doing it for millions of years. Why are they so bad at it?!

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[–] YallJusRaycis ago 

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

GO TO THE FUCKING GYM!

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[–] la_fupacabra ago 

How do you eat well on and off? It's something you either do or don't do. It isn't something you like.. Whatever. I guess today in yoga I'm gonna do the poses on and off, and then later I'm going to clean on and off, and then I'll smoke on and off. Seems like a plan.