[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The seat concept can be either used for 4 people but the middle two don't get arm rests or by 2 fats.
Airbus recognizes that they're 2x the size of a human.
So from now on if you're not a tub of lard you may get punished by sharing a middle seat with another human with no arm rest for comfort or separation.
In other words: they let themselves go, we suffer.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] [deleted] ago
Put the seats in the back and have the fatties board last. Then they can do a waddle of shame while everyone stares at them.
[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Looks like my 12 hour drive time cut off limit may get boosted to 20 hours
[–] CherryLime ago
Oh HELL no. As a small shitlady, I'll be squished somehow. Against the window, be part of a ham sandwich, or be shoved off the seat into the aisle. Fuck that. And the sweat. Oh god, the sweat.
[–] human_harpoon 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
NO. STOP RUINING FLYING. STOP IT YOU FAT FUCKING FUCKS, GO BACK TO THE FUCKING SEA. STOP RUINING ALL THAT IS HOLY.
But seriously, I love flying. I have loved flying since I was six months old. I was the baby who gurgles and smiles as the plane takes off instead of crying about the air pressure. It's bad enough that leg room has been shrinking, and the seats have been getting smaller. Now they want to squish me with someone else because these goddamn fatasses can't fit into planes? And I can't even get an armrest? Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou.
(Sorry everyone. This is a touchy topic for me)