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[–] zackdawg ago 

Thank god this is an alt than them sitting nexting next to you

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[–] CherryLime ago 

Oh HELL no. As a small shitlady, I'll be squished somehow. Against the window, be part of a ham sandwich, or be shoved off the seat into the aisle. Fuck that. And the sweat. Oh god, the sweat.

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[–] PumpkinSpiceShitlady ago 

It's always us tinies who suffer :(

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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Looks like my 12 hour drive time cut off limit may get boosted to 20 hours

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[–] vagancias 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Make two rows of two seats instead of 3. Place said rows in front of the plane with a sign that reads "reserved for fatasses". Make them sit in shame for everyone else to enjoy. Charge for pound just as luggage.

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[–] bukowskis_bluebird ago 

Put the seats in the back and have the fatties board last. Then they can do a waddle of shame while everyone stares at them.

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[–] AOU 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I say, fuck these hams.

Let's request companies to install a scale at boarding gates and charge extra to these useless piles of shit mayo dumpsters.

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[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The seat concept can be either used for 4 people but the middle two don't get arm rests or by 2 fats.

Airbus recognizes that they're 2x the size of a human.

So from now on if you're not a tub of lard you may get punished by sharing a middle seat with another human with no arm rest for comfort or separation.

In other words: they let themselves go, we suffer.

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[–] human_harpoon 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

NO. STOP RUINING FLYING. STOP IT YOU FAT FUCKING FUCKS, GO BACK TO THE FUCKING SEA. STOP RUINING ALL THAT IS HOLY.

But seriously, I love flying. I have loved flying since I was six months old. I was the baby who gurgles and smiles as the plane takes off instead of crying about the air pressure. It's bad enough that leg room has been shrinking, and the seats have been getting smaller. Now they want to squish me with someone else because these goddamn fatasses can't fit into planes? And I can't even get an armrest? Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou.

(Sorry everyone. This is a touchy topic for me)