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[–] ChicagoSunroof 1 point 63 points (+64|-1) ago 

what's a "regular food coma". I've never had one, and I have No Idea.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago  (edited ago)

After lots and lots of sushi I've managed it... note only with sushi, and I'm pretty sure it was my body trying to shut down while it processed the enormous amount of food I put into it.

Few hours later went for a group run, belched whitefish and wasabi the entire time. Would not repeat this experience.

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[–] idontgetbacon 1 point 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

You know on Thanksgiving where you get to that happy-full place and start to feel sleepy? Well, imagine having another plate or two on top of that. That's what I imagine a food coma to be.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

Right, on thanksgiving. It's something you do once a year. Not twice a day.

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[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I don't know! I've never eaten like that! I'm not a pig.

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[–] GuamWhaleWatcher 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Food Coma - Postprandial somnolence

You get a bit tired after a large meal, due to your nervous system going into a more relaxed state.

This can be greatly amplified biochemically if your meal was very heavy in carbohydrates (and for most hams, we know it was.) The pancreas goes into overtime pouring insulin into your body to try to get the blood glucose back down. One of the cascading effects is a large increase in serotonin in the brain.

Basically your body needs to call on all its resources to convert your giant meal into body fat.

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Its when you have diabetes but dont know it yet.

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[–] Specter6 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

"I'm having a regular food coma"

What do you mean regular? You're telling me this bitch eats so fucking much that every time she's done she's comatose and absent-minded?

Hey piggie, you're not supposed to feel like that after eating, like ever. Even less to the point of it becoming regular.

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[–] Bureaucrat_36 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

No shit, if you regularly eat to the point of being near comatose - and are in such a visible state of physical distress because of it that people are alarmed - that's a fucking sign that you have a problem. And you probably do need insulin if you can't stop stuffing your face to the point of blood sugar overload.

And on top of this behavior being nasty and gluttonous, can you imagine behaving like this at a work lunch? Like, eating yourself into a diabetic coma in front of your coworkers is something you really want to be doing? God, I know these animals don't have the capacity for human thought, but one hopes that some whisper of past humanity goes through their minds when it comes to not sabatoging their careers by porking out in public.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

My friend used to get a "regular food coma" before she was diagnosed with diabetes.

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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Yeah, it's called un-diagnosed.

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[–] Fatkini [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Only hams feel the need to eat until they feel physically ill

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I imagine it has the beetus, it's just so full of itself to go see a shitlord doctor.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Please tell me this was on the fat people subforum?

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[–] mooserag 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Mis read that as fat people subhuman

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[–] Laserchalk 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

As far as I'm concerned you read it correctly.

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[–] tom908 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Untermensch*

It's ok to use it, we all know you're literally Hitler.

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[–] Fatkini [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes it was on the higher bmi forum of my pro ana

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[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How.....how can anyone think they're anorexic if this happens regularly?

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[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Regular" food coma? What the fuck.... how fat do you have to be to have food comas on a regular basis? Food comas are like holidays, they only happen once or twice a year for most people.... usually on holidays.

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[–] 4447997? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What the fuck is a food coma?

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[–] Teenageshitland 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not that many shitlords would mind if a fatty never took their insulin...

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