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[–] MotoMedic 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Just be safe. Only takes a few seconds to wrap it up, but without it can lead to a lifetime of regret.

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[–] Insanehousewife [S] ago 

Catalan (french/spanish dialect) and spanish

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[–] FatShamingShitLady 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago 

From one ho to another, keep sluttin' gal. Condoms were invented for a reason, no need to hold back on the world's best exercise! Soon you'll be out of college and be able to move out on your own, and not have to face the beast any longer. Hang in there. :) Also your English is fine, I didn't question it until you mentioned it was a third language.

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[–] Bandit_six 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Your the hero we need!

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[–] closetshitlord 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

As long as you're safe and nobodies fee fees get hurt, ain't no shame in your game.

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[–] 4451008? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lol you can do better than that. "oh it's Mr February!" "oh is that a second helping? Ah sorry I can clearly see its 4th or 5th in your case." or "yeah, shame you have to count guys in years.... Whats the name of your last one? Mr 1985?" or for "you should eat a little" "I totally would but than I look at you and lose my appetite.... //I would, but there's hardly anything left after you pig through the entire fridge" and on and on. Don't show mercy, I hate skinny shaming!

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[–] SweetTreats ago 

It's pretty sad for grown-ass woman to be jealous of her own daughter.

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[–] ASacrificialHerring 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, OP, could I borrow you? I'm currently renovating a house and need a stud finder.

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[–] joshy83 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I had a stud finder the other day and I slid it past my husband and went "BOOOOP" and he took it away from me and now I'm banned from using one or that joke ever again. ._.

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