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[–] MotoMedic 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Just be safe. Only takes a few seconds to wrap it up, but without it can lead to a lifetime of regret.

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[–] ikransfly 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

That's an excellent way to learn English, and you'll sound like a true Californian ;)

At least you being a ho is not increasing your rate of heart disease, diabetes, knee problems, organ damage, skin problems...I could go on.

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[–] SummeGai ago 

Well, maybe knee problems.

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[–] 4451008? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lol you can do better than that. "oh it's Mr February!" "oh is that a second helping? Ah sorry I can clearly see its 4th or 5th in your case." or "yeah, shame you have to count guys in years.... Whats the name of your last one? Mr 1985?" or for "you should eat a little" "I totally would but than I look at you and lose my appetite.... //I would, but there's hardly anything left after you pig through the entire fridge" and on and on. Don't show mercy, I hate skinny shaming!

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[–] FPHrefugee ago 

nutrisystem actually has you do a couple meals a week to understand what a normal portion is and tells you what the portions should look like etc, as well as snacks that aren't provided, like 2 oz of nuts, an egg, etc, explaining how portioning works, etc. Tells you about protein and "smart carbs"- carbs that aren't simple carbs I guess.

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[–] ASacrificialHerring 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, OP, could I borrow you? I'm currently renovating a house and need a stud finder.

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[–] joshy83 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I had a stud finder the other day and I slid it past my husband and went "BOOOOP" and he took it away from me and now I'm banned from using one or that joke ever again. ._.

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[–] KikiCat ago 

Have fun. Just be safe and go to your gyno every year. Honestly being fat is so much more risky to your overall health than having sex

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[–] SweetTreats ago 

It's pretty sad for grown-ass woman to be jealous of her own daughter.

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