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[–] joshy83 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh god why do you have to drink anything while you are doing a task at work.

Side story: Hubby and I went to Dairy Queen as we usually do after we see a movie. The guy making our milkshakes (obese, pimples) started rubbing his fat co workers upper back. I didn't realize my husband had the window down and I started saying "EW GROSS. I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT" when the girl awkwardly left in a hurry. I think they heard me. I know it wasn't shitlording per se, but if it were a skinny couple I probably would have thought it was cute. With that couple, I imagined nasty skin flakes falling into my milkshake. I then started laughing uncontrollably because of how fat they were and where they worked. Then I made some joke about them being the Dairy Queen and King. I know I know, only the most original from me.

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[–] idontwannabeablob ago 

Dairy Queen and Burger King, fitting names for obeasts

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[–] bikebikebike ago 

What a conquest. Someone, please pants his lazy ass.

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[–] KingSnugglewumps 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Doing bacon"?

Maybe I'm getting too old for this internet shit, but I don't get it...?

What a pathetic excuse for a human.

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] ago 

It's just cooking bacon at work in a Burger King. I added the Kevin.

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can't tell if thats a stain, or if his bitch tits started lactating.

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[–] fat_hater_ ago 

He's lactating Crisco.

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[–] apoptosis15 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

nice job, bacon-tits.

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[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mama bear lactated through his last clean polo

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You are on a roll :3

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thank you kindly <3 I just found another fatty too. Fph is infested. Gah.

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[–] mynipplesareinverted 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fatty is lactating

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