[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Practicing its skills for when it starts losing limbs and the ability to reach things.
[–] joshy83 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh god why do you have to drink anything while you are doing a task at work.
Side story: Hubby and I went to Dairy Queen as we usually do after we see a movie. The guy making our milkshakes (obese, pimples) started rubbing his fat co workers upper back. I didn't realize my husband had the window down and I started saying "EW GROSS. I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT" when the girl awkwardly left in a hurry. I think they heard me. I know it wasn't shitlording per se, but if it were a skinny couple I probably would have thought it was cute. With that couple, I imagined nasty skin flakes falling into my milkshake. I then started laughing uncontrollably because of how fat they were and where they worked. Then I made some joke about them being the Dairy Queen and King. I know I know, only the most original from me.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Thank you kindly <3 I just found another fatty too. Fph is infested. Gah.
[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Mama bear lactated through his last clean polo
[–] Gitoffmuhlawn 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
'Doing bacon'...so he's masturbating at work? That is so unprofessional.