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[–] Gitoffmuhlawn 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

'Doing bacon'...so he's masturbating at work? That is so unprofessional.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Meanwhile at Beetus King.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Practicing its skills for when it starts losing limbs and the ability to reach things.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think it will lose its' teeth first.

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[–] joshy83 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh god why do you have to drink anything while you are doing a task at work.

Side story: Hubby and I went to Dairy Queen as we usually do after we see a movie. The guy making our milkshakes (obese, pimples) started rubbing his fat co workers upper back. I didn't realize my husband had the window down and I started saying "EW GROSS. I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT" when the girl awkwardly left in a hurry. I think they heard me. I know it wasn't shitlording per se, but if it were a skinny couple I probably would have thought it was cute. With that couple, I imagined nasty skin flakes falling into my milkshake. I then started laughing uncontrollably because of how fat they were and where they worked. Then I made some joke about them being the Dairy Queen and King. I know I know, only the most original from me.

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[–] idontwannabeablob ago 

Dairy Queen and Burger King, fitting names for obeasts

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You are on a roll :3

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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thank you kindly <3 I just found another fatty too. Fph is infested. Gah.

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[–] apoptosis15 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

nice job, bacon-tits.

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[–] bikebikebike ago 

What a conquest. Someone, please pants his lazy ass.

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[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mama bear lactated through his last clean polo

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