[–] joshy83 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh god why do you have to drink anything while you are doing a task at work.
Side story: Hubby and I went to Dairy Queen as we usually do after we see a movie. The guy making our milkshakes (obese, pimples) started rubbing his fat co workers upper back. I didn't realize my husband had the window down and I started saying "EW GROSS. I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT" when the girl awkwardly left in a hurry. I think they heard me. I know it wasn't shitlording per se, but if it were a skinny couple I probably would have thought it was cute. With that couple, I imagined nasty skin flakes falling into my milkshake. I then started laughing uncontrollably because of how fat they were and where they worked. Then I made some joke about them being the Dairy Queen and King. I know I know, only the most original from me.
[–] KingSnugglewumps 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Doing bacon"?
Maybe I'm getting too old for this internet shit, but I don't get it...?
What a pathetic excuse for a human.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] ago
It's just cooking bacon at work in a Burger King. I added the Kevin.