[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh yes the vampires. Always fat but think they know so much about health because their tiny tiny bit of schooling.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Phlebotomy is a pretty cool atmo. death/doom band from the early 90s.
...and that is my contribution to this post.
[–] closetshitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How you gonna be fat when fat people literally make your job difficult. Every time I get blood work I am complimented on my veins lol... So weird.
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is so fucking sad. My grandmother survived on a phlebotomists salary and raised 2 kids. After coming to the US from freaking WW2. Sad when a barista makes more than a health care worker. PS. Granny was supreme shitlord and would brag fat peoples arms and say "ice cream" but in Russian. Like allllll the time. (For those interested it's "mohrozhennoyeh"")
[–] stillbitching 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Once I had a ham roommate who took a phlebotomy class over the summer. She was full of "health facts." For like a month she bitched her way through some strength workouts and kept getting on my ass about my food choices, then she gave up and started eating Nutella out of the jar with a spoon again.
[–] stillbitching 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Of course, but it's disgusting when a hambeast does it. This bitch got the Costco-sized tub and ate it like pudding while she watched the Bachelor. Fucking jar was so big she had to use a serving spoon to reach the bottom.
I can't eat Nutella anymore. I'm scarred for life.
[–] HAESisalie 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Come to think of it, every time I get my blood drawn it does tend to be a butter barge doing it. Good observation.
[–] inablackbox 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I guess that's not such a bad job for them. Shitlords can trigger them with their prominent veins. We're the "easy ones", teehee!
[–] HAESisalie 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yeah, they always comment on how easy it is to find my veins.