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[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

But she brought it up in the first place so.......

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[–] Syouken 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It* FTFY

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

And continued to bring it up. Basically nagging for validation of its delusion.

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[–] Zen-Zinxe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Precisely. I got fat friends, but they are my friends because they don't spew fatlogic at me and imply I don't eat enough. If someone brings up fatlogic that should be the signal to let loose as far as I'm concerned.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But like OP totally didn't have to be an asshole (telling the truth) about it ya know! OP should have fawned over the fatass like all its fat friends!!

Asshole is good. They need reality checks crammed down their throats

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's a wonderful sense of satis-fat-ion making them get so upset they call me names. One day one of them will push it past verbal and I will be so happy unloading my pent up sadism on them.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

And even if you did eat the meal yourself, and did have exactly the same order...it doesn't mean you do it all the time.

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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Or that you have the same activity level.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

hahaha Yes, yes he did have to be an asshole, fatty. That's why you don't poke the bear.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

That's what I tell my shitlad when he tries to initiate tickle fights. "Don't poke da berr."

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Brutal.

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[–] redherpbluederp 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You didn't have to be an asshole about it.

You didn't have to fucking start talking to a stranger, make assumptions, attempt to validate your illusions, and then decide to get offended when said stranger doesn't give a fuck about your fee fees.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Your estimates for a slice of cheese and bacon are too high, especially the paper thin 'bacon' fast food places use. I realize you were likely embellishing a bit to make a point, but when I first started counting calories I was terrible at estimating. Now I can do it without thinking, a few months of having to look everything up will do that to you :P

slice of bacon: about 50 calories, a kraft single "cheese" slice is maybe 70 calories.

That is a huge amount of food for 1 person to eat. And the macros are all wrong, like 50% carb! It's too bad fast food places don't have any veggie options, I'd rather do broccoli & cauliflower than fries. My husband and I do the same thing on the rare occasions we eat fast food (mostly on road trips), one of us gets a meal and other just gets a burger, then we split the fries and diet coke. Usually don't finish it all either.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Doesn't matter, the fatty still got served.

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[–] CommanderPao 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Your estimates for a slice of cheese and bacon are too high, especially the paper thin 'bacon' fast food places use."

The place I work has a calorie calc on their website for the food. A salad there goes from like 230 calories down to 190 without the bacon. Shit is salty too.

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[–] Demons 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They were calculating for two sandwiches. A slice of cheese at in-and-out (not going to use Kraft slices because idk what better-than-mcdonald's fast food place would use such a cheap cheese) is 110 calories, several slices of bacon per sandwich is probably 100-150 calories...together that's anywhere between 210-250 calories, times two (two sandwiches) and that's 420-500 calories, which coincides with what OP estimated.

In-and-out uses damn tasty cheese though. Never been to Burger King but I'm sure their sandwich menu has calories notated somewhere.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh gross, I didn't realize they were talking extra cheese and bacon for 2 sandwiches.

For those curious about the actual counts I looked it up: a burger king cheese slice has exactly 80 calories, the bacon adds about 120. x2 would be 160+240=400calories

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So 240 cal to 440 cal depending on how much bacon is standard? I'm not meticulous about counting calories. But it's good to know I'm over estimating how much I consume. Thanks for that. The more you know!

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[–] nobslob 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep. For cheese, if it's a real slice of cheese (like from a block of cheese), it's probably better to estimate about 100-120 calories per slice. The only way to be accurate is to weight it and know how many calories per oz. For those kraft single things, it's about half that.

For the bacon, it can vary a lot by the thickness and how much fat drained off when you're trying to estimate at home. But the fast food places have to send off their cooked versions for testing, so those end up being pretty accurate.

I can talk calorie counting for days :P Pain in the butt, I'm glad I'm better at estimating now, but honestly there is so much guessing and variance that being anal about it and measuring like I used too isn't much help. Basically it's hard to get more accurate than 10% without going nuts, so learning to ballpark is fine as long as you use the scale to track progress (meaning if weight goes up you are under estimating, if the scale goes down you are over estimating all other things be equal).

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[–] Pattoe ago 

It's very easy to overestimate calories because you actually need a lot of calories each day. My 126lb body needs 2,200 calories a day to maintain its weight and that's a lot! It's amazing how people can actually overeat.

I guess they're just so lazy that they'd prefer to eat than work..

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hey now! French fries are made out of potatoes, and potatoes are a vegetable. Not only that but EVERYONE knows that deep frying uses so much heat that it cooks the calories out.

Checkmate shitlord!

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[–] ObeastsareDisgusting 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

cooks the calories out

I laughed

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wasn't really going for healthy. My wife's been ill. And when she's ill, I have to nag her to rest. And I don't cook. This was her take on comfort food.

But thank you for the rave review. I always play the bard for a reason.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There is no "u" in favorite. Silly Queen's English. But I'm glad you enjoyed my creative descriptions. I'd like to one day call myself a wordsmith.

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Silly Queen's English ... call myself a wordsmith

Not with that attitude!

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