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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There is no "u" in favorite. Silly Queen's English. But I'm glad you enjoyed my creative descriptions. I'd like to one day call myself a wordsmith.

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Silly Queen's English ... call myself a wordsmith

Not with that attitude!

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wasn't really going for healthy. My wife's been ill. And when she's ill, I have to nag her to rest. And I don't cook. This was her take on comfort food.

But thank you for the rave review. I always play the bard for a reason.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Your estimates for a slice of cheese and bacon are too high, especially the paper thin 'bacon' fast food places use. I realize you were likely embellishing a bit to make a point, but when I first started counting calories I was terrible at estimating. Now I can do it without thinking, a few months of having to look everything up will do that to you :P

slice of bacon: about 50 calories, a kraft single "cheese" slice is maybe 70 calories.

That is a huge amount of food for 1 person to eat. And the macros are all wrong, like 50% carb! It's too bad fast food places don't have any veggie options, I'd rather do broccoli & cauliflower than fries. My husband and I do the same thing on the rare occasions we eat fast food (mostly on road trips), one of us gets a meal and other just gets a burger, then we split the fries and diet coke. Usually don't finish it all either.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago 

McDonald's has an option to swap your fries for a salad. Multiple places let you swap fries for apple slices.

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[–] 4407856? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think it depends on be on and the amount of slices and how it's cooked. The bacon i eat is 40cal for grilled, but it's quite high price and it's mostely neat with little fat. I'm not sure what if it's a cheap cut made of fat

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[–] Aliantha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah I can't understand how fatties can eat that much. I had a normal sized chicken kiev, mixed veges and mashed potato for dinner washed down with maybe 600ml of water and I'm fucking stuffed.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I know! Two burgers, half pound of fries, and 3 pints of soda.

Totally reasonable amount of food for a person. /s

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hey now! French fries are made out of potatoes, and potatoes are a vegetable. Not only that but EVERYONE knows that deep frying uses so much heat that it cooks the calories out.

Checkmate shitlord!

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[–] ObeastsareDisgusting 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

cooks the calories out

I laughed

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[–] redherpbluederp 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You didn't have to be an asshole about it.

You didn't have to fucking start talking to a stranger, make assumptions, attempt to validate your illusions, and then decide to get offended when said stranger doesn't give a fuck about your fee fees.

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Brutal.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

hahaha Yes, yes he did have to be an asshole, fatty. That's why you don't poke the bear.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

That's what I tell my shitlad when he tries to initiate tickle fights. "Don't poke da berr."

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

And even if you did eat the meal yourself, and did have exactly the same order...it doesn't mean you do it all the time.

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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Or that you have the same activity level.

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[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

But she brought it up in the first place so.......

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But like OP totally didn't have to be an asshole (telling the truth) about it ya know! OP should have fawned over the fatass like all its fat friends!!

Asshole is good. They need reality checks crammed down their throats

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's a wonderful sense of satis-fat-ion making them get so upset they call me names. One day one of them will push it past verbal and I will be so happy unloading my pent up sadism on them.

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[–] Zen-Zinxe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Precisely. I got fat friends, but they are my friends because they don't spew fatlogic at me and imply I don't eat enough. If someone brings up fatlogic that should be the signal to let loose as far as I'm concerned.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

And continued to bring it up. Basically nagging for validation of its delusion.

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[–] Syouken 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It* FTFY