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[–] gaylord1111 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Laughing at the fact that it thought normal people order two burgers, large fries AND a large drink. The most I've ever ordered from a fast food places is two full sized burgers...and that's it. I'd be sick if I ate more than that (from a fast food place, considering the calorie/fat bomb the meals are).

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Never underestimate the power of denial."

-American Beauty

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[–] ScottRockview ago 

Olympic level swimmers probably need to eat a meal like this for the amount of calories they burn in a day, but that is the one thing the fats never acknowledge, thin people burn off at least as many calories as they take in, some how that is just too hard to get into a fat's head, probably because an idea can't enter through their mouths.

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Brutal.

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[–] neveragainfatty ago  (edited ago)

I love this. Was almost in a similar scenario but I just laughed at it when it tried to hit on me.

Except I was feeding myself, my wife, and my toddler. We just get 3 happy meals cause toys and it actually contains a reasonable caloric amount for an adult meal! They usually last my toddler 2 meals.

Now I feel like a bad parent after reading what I have written. Even though I was driving my family of four 3000 miles across country in a tiny car with no room for all the Ham and Cheese sandwiches my wife had prepped for us. However, giving those to Grandma Ham and having her talk about how enough sandwiches for 3 (Infant eats mom) people for 5 days of driving lasted her 2 days was quite funny. She wonders why I tell her that she is flabby and fat. So delusional. Also she overcooks and forces grandpa (Who literally can not make a decision for himself due to the syphilis) to eat as much, if not more, than her. Also who the heck eats cookies, cake, and candies for breakfast everyday?

If you are ever in this situation throw together some homemade trail mix. It keeps for quite a while. Can be stashed anywhere there is room and is a smash hit for toddlers. Probably saved us from stopping for beetusmeals at least once a day.

I fucking hate fat people. On the way here I stopped to see my mother. She must have put on 90lbs since the last time I saw her 4 years ago, because she is doing Keto and has 'lost' 40lbs but looks like she is up 50... My stepdad is also a lot bigger around the midsection and now has flabby man tits. It's saddening to watch people you are related to kill themselves and their brains with the typical American diet of eating out/cooking horribly excessive meals.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There is no "u" in favorite. Silly Queen's English. But I'm glad you enjoyed my creative descriptions. I'd like to one day call myself a wordsmith.

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Silly Queen's English ... call myself a wordsmith

Not with that attitude!

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[–] Ben77 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

HG: you didn't have to be an asshole about it.

Actually we do. Not being an asshole about it is what has lead to the USA and UK being overrun with entitled fatties. More assholery is desperately needed.

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[–] Shemadethis ago 

You are a hero to many

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wasn't really going for healthy. My wife's been ill. And when she's ill, I have to nag her to rest. And I don't cook. This was her take on comfort food.

But thank you for the rave review. I always play the bard for a reason.