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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

"The only thing good about me is my tits. Unfortunately, those aren't very good either since they are over-stretched sand balloons that hang by my bellybutton."

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Perfect boobs

Haha good one! Apparently sag bags are boobs now.

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[–] hypercat 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Big boobs is not always the best. Like when you sleep they get in the way. They kind of get in the way of everything. And it's like just a sack of fat attached to your chest. I have barely any fat fat and then FAT, BLAM right on the chest. Because that's totally not a weird place for fat.

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[–] Landao 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Niiiice

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Big boobs are hyped. I hate mine. I've been trying to do more pushups to firm my chest and i dunno, maybe shrink them? If not, it's reduction surgery for me because they genuinely cause me back pain

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside ago 

DD here. I'm also a massage therapist - I hear women tell me this all the time, and every time I do muscle testing, and they either have weak shoulders or low back. Sometimes both, but some times it's just an overall core weakness.

You don't have to shell out the big bucks for a PT, but you could find a personal trainer that specializes in Kinesiology to give you a once over.

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[–] hypercat ago 

Arthritis in neck/upper back area, not even 40. Fun times.

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[–] rag_on_a_stick 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Those fat turds wish they looked like that crappy drawing.

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[–] smelly_farts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's the funny thing. She looks pretty normal to me if a tiny bit pudgy. But it's the death fats trotting her out as a role model.

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"I'm in denial and when you finally join me in my denial, me and my -perfect- tits will be delusional elsewhere."

Well, peace out, bye then. Good riddance.

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Is this for when those losery feminists innevitably get turned down for dates?

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yea, they know that they're fat ugly useless sacks of shit, so they make these memes for when the gut they've been stalking for months inevitably turns them down, they can "show him what he's missing". It's like a rejection preemptive-strike.

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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Boobs with stretch marks are not nice to look at.

Natural boobs are best boobs - boobs inflated artificially through increased body fat percentages are disgusting.

Quality > Quantity.
I'm sure @32DDbitches would agree as well.

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[–] ShitizenSnips 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Some people get stretch marks on their breasts during puberty, not because of being a hamplanet.

That being said, natural boobs are best boobs!

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

As an expert on non stretched boobs, I concur. Never had kids, so, I avoided the inevitable sag and deflation. That said, preggo affected boobs are A OK. Fat damaged boobs, hell naw.

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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you for your professional insight :)

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why do fat women always try to validate their disgusting lard bodies with 'muh big boobs?'

I don't even like big breasts. Not everyone does. And for those are do, they prefer real breasts, not lumps of excess fat attached to a beast...shudder

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