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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

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[–] DeadMary 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

you the real MVP

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[–] JustABitLost 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I kept on expecting something amazing to happen.

They got married.

That's the logical conclusion of a successful relationship, yes?

How is that amazing in the slightest?

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[–] SweetTreats 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She got fat so he realized he wasn't actually missing out.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'd probably hit it.

Him, not her.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'd hit it..

Her, not him.

Right in the fupa, with a good ole' FPH gunt punt.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Basically CPR for fat people.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wow, you can literally see the weight creeping up. She gained at least 30-40lbs, and I'm being generous. She's gonna be a porker in no time.

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[–] Lilina 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

And she wasn't thin to begin with.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No, that she was not.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Keep the fat sympaths under control by refusing to be committed to them if human-sized. As once you put a ring on someone who isn't a shitlord or shitlady, they balloon.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was hoping the two guys would end up together.

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That was... Just awful.

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[–] burntfishnchips ago 

That dude's face is cracking me up.

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