[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Right? I just see a goddamn beach ball with tits.
[–] HamAtEnormousSize 2 points 25 points 27 points (+27|-2) ago
It's even more pathetic when men do it, like they should especially know that being a fat piece of shit automatically means you're worthless. Like even if you were able to find a mate or something how are you supposed to do man things for her. You are too fat to mow the lawn without stopping 40 times for a snack and beetus juice, you are too fat to fight off anyone who tries to attack her, you are too fat to climb onto the roof and clean gutters, you are too fat to be able to have human sex with her, you are too fat to be able to fit under her car to change a starter and too fat to be able to bend over and change the brakes. You can literally do nothing but sit by her and shovel goddamn hot pockets down your throat while watching Netflix on a specially reinforced sofa because you are too fat to fit into a loveseat or recliner. Fuck this piece of shit waste of skin.
[–] silver_polish ago
I hope you were able to post this as a response of some sort. It would yield more salt than the Dead Sea.
[–] Chodder 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Real men have very little time to convince themselves to "love their bodies."
Between work, working out, family, women, friends, and hobbies I maybe get 2 hours a week to work on my warrior's blacksmithing.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Gotta put +5 into blacksmithing son, get them weapon gainz.
[–] Hashtag_Snacktivist [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Dude needs a hobby. I know, how about the goddamn gym?!
[–] HAESisalie 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How about taking leisurely strolls through minefields?
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
More like stay away from the damn kitchen.