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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure this isn't what manly means. It looks like Mr. T let himself go.

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[–] DietDrBeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you're so comfortable with yourself... Why are you using your thumb to hold your shirt down, preventing fupa exposure? Hmm...

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[–] Chodder 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Real men have very little time to convince themselves to "love their bodies."

Between work, working out, family, women, friends, and hobbies I maybe get 2 hours a week to work on my warrior's blacksmithing.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Gotta put +5 into blacksmithing son, get them weapon gainz.

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[–] Hashtag_Snacktivist [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dude needs a hobby. I know, how about the goddamn gym?!

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

More like stay away from the damn kitchen.

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[–] HAESisalie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How about taking leisurely strolls through minefields?

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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Male? I see a lousy bowling ball, those don't have genders you silly goose!

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Right? I just see a goddamn beach ball with tits.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's a beetus whale, not a beta male.

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[–] Fatkini ago 

This thing is omega

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[–] HamAtEnormousSize 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago 

It's even more pathetic when men do it, like they should especially know that being a fat piece of shit automatically means you're worthless. Like even if you were able to find a mate or something how are you supposed to do man things for her. You are too fat to mow the lawn without stopping 40 times for a snack and beetus juice, you are too fat to fight off anyone who tries to attack her, you are too fat to climb onto the roof and clean gutters, you are too fat to be able to have human sex with her, you are too fat to be able to fit under her car to change a starter and too fat to be able to bend over and change the brakes. You can literally do nothing but sit by her and shovel goddamn hot pockets down your throat while watching Netflix on a specially reinforced sofa because you are too fat to fit into a loveseat or recliner. Fuck this piece of shit waste of skin.