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[–] ginger-saurus-rex 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's had a stroke, immobilizing half of its body, and it's still smoking? How retarded can you be? Also, the therapist in that picture is an obeast as well, you'd think she'd know better because she works with stroke patients.

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[–] weightaminute 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I heard this piece on my way to work this morning and had exactly the same thought. How fucking stupid do you have to be to keep smoking after something like this?

But HAES, so this must be some kind of mistake right? I bet the stroke happened because of a severe triggering when someone called him a fatty.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Strokes are on the rise for young fatties. Good riddance

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[–] Minigun 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The first thing I did was I laughed myself cause it reminded me of something, Raising the Bar, South Park

Edit: You all really need to see it if you haven't. I don't think I found anything more relating than that episode.

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[–] themanwithsauce ago 

That was my favorite South Park episode (besides the Kanye one). If anything, that's what turned me into a shitlord.

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[–] Nebulose11 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

LoL. "The most likely underlying reason, she says, is obesity; the constellation of health issues that come with it can wear down or block a person's blood vessels."

Constellation: this is fantastic!

Not being able to provide for my family due to my own stupidity would leave me a shell of a man. Suicide would have been on my mind every day. It only takes one hand to utilize a glock.

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[–] c-fox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

But but HAES!

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

At 43, the 'big guy' who had a stroke brought about from its obesity thinks it has time? Err.

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[–] Daucus7 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And this is only going to get worse as the first generations of people raised on McDonald's get older. It used to be people just got lazy becoming middle-aged and only became real fat fucks later in life. Now we're dealing with people whose dumbfuck parents put soda in their baby bottles and taught that a serving means 'the whole bag'.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Might as well just give the fatty a Glock and pull the trigger for it.

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[–] 1madmanamongmany ago 

You would think if you had a stroke like that you would make changes.

(crickets chirping)

I'm out

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