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[–] Boombaby5000 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The parents are the problem. I remember the TV-show where Jamie Oliver tried to make school food in the UK healthier. He got fast food banned on school grounds and served healthy meals in the cafeteria. How did the proud homemakers of England react? The ugly prokers protested and REEE'd, but got nowhere. So they lined up outside the school fence and HAND FED their little niblets curly fries and burgers through the fence. I swear Jamie was crying. edit:words are hard

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[–] Ben77 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh god. Thanks for reminding me about that! That made me so angry.

Say what you like about Jamie, but he was genuinely trying to help these kids live healthier lives. Those parents were an absolute disgrace. You could tell from way they spoke that they were total scum.

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[–] fupafeefees 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

even giving Saint Katie of FPH a mouthpiece

She’s moved over to the dailymail if you’re wondering where she’s been for awhile, written some pretty brilliant shitlording over there.

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[–] Ben77 [S] ago 

Yup, I ve seen. I just try to avoid mentioning the Daily Mail as it brings out all the incredibly original "hurr durrr Daily Fail" types.

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[–] fiilu 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So it isn't enough to fuck up their own life and revel in it, they have to destroy their kids lives too! My sympathies to the children, I can't imagine how disgusting I would feel if my parents had fattened me like a pig before I was old enough to know better.

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[–] FordGirl 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And now for the sudden epidemic level increase of children with condishuns.

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[–] Ben77 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No doubt! Special snowflakism and enabling of poor life choices will kick into overdrive.

Hurting their feelings and shitlording them as children actually saves lives! But no, everyone gets a trophy........sigh

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[–] Nebulose11 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's like.... 2 Taylor Swifts and a Natalie Portman!

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[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I thought more like two Natalie Portmans.

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[–] treepunchingprincess ago 

2 regular Portmans or 1 Portman in full Queen Amadala costume.

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[–] Ben77 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol that is definitely a better deal! I ll take it!

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[–] Oveass 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Lol. 12y olds weighing way more than me. This is so bad.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

At least we can get cheap clothes in the juniors' section.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

The heaviest child whose bulk was revealed in latest figures was 16st 7lb — 9lb more than former boxing champ Mike Tyson’s fighting weight in 1997.

Sauce: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/health/health/6947028/Figures-show-shocking-rise-in-childhood-obesity.html

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[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Newham has the most young obeasts. How fitting.

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[–] idontwannabeablob 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm 6'6 and that weight would leave me flabbier than Mess Dumpsters left cankle

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[–] Ben77 [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Jesus Christ. More than Tyson?

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[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lovely.