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[–] ChineseCaptcha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That one is just funny to me. He looks hilariously stupid in the pictures, and then his plea at the end that someone somewhere would please add that as a fetish. Oh yes, he would totally block them if they did, not that it has ever happened yet, but ... any day now, right? Unless they happen to have a single picture in their stream which is not porn, then he'll have to give them another chance. /s

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[–] CherryLime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Uhh...what the fuck? That's really all I have to say.

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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd love to see some of our shitlords rocking these dresses.

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[–] Blah1892 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wtf did I just looked at.

... bearded eyebleach everyone! https://twitter.com/GwilymCPugh

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[–] lardcats 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hoooboy, thank you for that, that man is perfection!

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[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Eyebleach wasn't enough for this one... gonna go open a container of javex and start chugging.

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[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Lifetime college student

Fails most classes, changes major semesterly, refuses to graduate.

I had the misfortune of working with three of these "lifetime college students" while I was in school.

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yup they're way smarter than you because they've studied more than you, and for longer, and hey dude, can you give me a ride down to the 7-eleven? Thanks man, my mom's at her boyfriend's house.