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[–] Drenki 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I identify as a cucumber squash

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[–] YourDumbWhat 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Ecstatic that there's finally a Slaanesh option.

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[–] Umrtvovacz 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Pffft. All these new fangled ones.

Grandfather Nurgle was there before. He was here first, for as soon as the Universe and Time itself started, the decay was there, and it will ever be. For decay is a part of the life cycle, without it nothing would live. Live to die.

Praise Nurgle! Through him you can attain true immortality!

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[–] YourDumbWhat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But what worth is in immortality without pleasure?

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[–] Cascade 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've always identified as a trans am. My spirit animal is a mullet.

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[–] YourDumbWhat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is it okay to pick all of the above?

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[–] ashekchum 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I identify as astria porta

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[–] CheekyMonkey ago 

What about the trans rich? I'm a super rich 1%er trapped in the body of a poor Scottish guy.

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[–] bamer78 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My icon wasn't on there. I switch between Civil Helicopter and Miracle Whip (because fuck Mayonnaise) during different times of day. I'm fukin opressed. This is going in my journal.

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[–] AdlfJmal ago 

On my college apps, there were 7 options for gender. 5 more than necessary.

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