[–] silver_polish 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Guuuuuurl you cannot hide your neck rolls by stretching your neck out.
Or by digging your sausagethumb in and pushing the fat away... "I'm proud of being fat and fierce!", quickly followed by attempts to hide the fat they're supposedly so proud of.
[–] horrorjuror 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
woah WOAH i had to back away from my computer. shivers it's so close up Ewwwww ew
[–] FattyHater 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Lol your captions are hilarious.
"I think it sees a KFC" omfg
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
These people put on so much makeup that they actually leave the zone of being discernibly human and enter Uncanny Valley. The first picture shows this perfectly. She looks more human before. After, it's like looking at a (fat) doll. It makes me uncomfortable.
[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This is the one I thought was more uncanny valley levels of weird. I wonder what it looks like in not-careful lighting and stuff. Or how fast they sweat it off.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It looks creepy. It highlights the point that makeup is supposed to highlight and finish. It's not supposed to be caked on to create an entirely new face.
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[–] ChemicalCat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That fat pig with the balding eyebrows is a great example of how healthy fat people are. She's messed up her hormones so much that her eyebrows are falling out.
[–] silver_polish 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It. It's no longer human, it doesn't deserve gender specific pronouns. It may not even be technically alive, and we don't call massive piles of manure "he" or "she" in any case.
Don't bother with even the most cursory of respect for these subhuman wastes of space, resources, and time.
[–] HarpoonTheFatty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Couldn't get through it. You go home with the painted pig through poor life choices and shit self esteem. Wake up next to The Real Pig (TM) and then what do you do? Hanging yourself is extreme and eternal sunshine of spotless mind is not readily available yet. This terrifies me. Maybe the only safe thing to do is go out with a homemade hoola hoop that fits like 35 inch all round. If you fit you get to come home. If no, fuck off. Maybe 35 is generous. I don't know. I'm drunk and scared.
[–] Fentiaz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pigs upvote pigs who are after all more used to hiding rolls and fat fishing shitlords