[–] horrorjuror 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
woah WOAH i had to back away from my computer. shivers it's so close up Ewwwww ew
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[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This is exactly what I was thinking in a business meeting today. These hams are wearing high heals, crazy amounts of sparkly jewelry, their hair is curled and they have on fake tan. Think of all the time and money that costs, and all they actually have to do is fucking EAT LESS.
[–] ChemicalCat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That fat pig with the balding eyebrows is a great example of how healthy fat people are. She's messed up her hormones so much that her eyebrows are falling out.
[–] silver_polish 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It. It's no longer human, it doesn't deserve gender specific pronouns. It may not even be technically alive, and we don't call massive piles of manure "he" or "she" in any case.
Don't bother with even the most cursory of respect for these subhuman wastes of space, resources, and time.
[–] silver_polish 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Guuuuuurl you cannot hide your neck rolls by stretching your neck out.
Or by digging your sausagethumb in and pushing the fat away... "I'm proud of being fat and fierce!", quickly followed by attempts to hide the fat they're supposedly so proud of.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Lol your captions are hilarious.
"I think it sees a KFC" omfg
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
These people put on so much makeup that they actually leave the zone of being discernibly human and enter Uncanny Valley. The first picture shows this perfectly. She looks more human before. After, it's like looking at a (fat) doll. It makes me uncomfortable.
[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This is the one I thought was more uncanny valley levels of weird. I wonder what it looks like in not-careful lighting and stuff. Or how fast they sweat it off.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It looks creepy. It highlights the point that makeup is supposed to highlight and finish. It's not supposed to be caked on to create an entirely new face.
[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Is this one of those transfats?
[–] MamaCassHamSandwich 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
5 o'clock shadow. Razorburn on its chest area. Lacking the classic fatty neck cleavage.
I vote yes. Not that it matters. Cis fat, Trans fat, the gender is the same. Mayo.