[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
"See!!! These shitlords are just jealous anowrexick bitches! THEY THROW UP CUZ THEY'RE JEALOUS OF MUH CURVES!"
-the lurking fatty
[–] inablackbox 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
It sounds like your digestive system is going to need a stern talking-to for its inherently fatphobic adherence to mainstream beauty standards.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've done this. It's really the best for getting every last lurch and gag out when you have a stomach bug. So, thanks Achtung, for having the strongest stomach of us all.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You didn't eat at chipotle recently by any strange coincidence? Seen that a few times on fph in recent months.
[–] Swole_is_life [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
No, and it followed a virus pattern with fever, chills, and aches, not a food poisoning one.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Sounds rough, you must have overdone it at the gym causing your lowered immune system. /s
[–] nitromethane 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm the same with hangovers. I'd rather just vomit my stomach inside out than lie about feeling like crap. Almost cathartic.
[–] Octuple-stuffed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have a bug right now. I haven't puked but the nausea and lightheaded feeling makes me wish I would. My stomach burns something fierce and all I've eaten the past day is chicken broth. Alas, fph photo album just make me more nauseated at the moment.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hope you feel better soon. Bugs like that are awful, though thank god they pass quickly.
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 43 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago
This is the first time, in all of history, that fat people were useful for something.
[–] 4320106? 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
They'd be useful for slow moving infantry units... Have the Obeasts in front, to take all the hits. Like a phalanx.
[–] DylannStorm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dude that's genius! You've found the solution!
[–] silver_polish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sit between a bunch of fatasses in a M113 and suddenly it can stop a RPG hit.
Building off that thought, whoever the fuck thought aluminum was useful for armor was probably a fatass shit-for-brains, too.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They could be used as doorstops.
[–] BigBoss 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yeah, in a castle or something.