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[–] inablackbox 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It sounds like your digestive system is going to need a stern talking-to for its inherently fatphobic adherence to mainstream beauty standards.

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[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

"See!!! These shitlords are just jealous anowrexick bitches! THEY THROW UP CUZ THEY'RE JEALOUS OF MUH CURVES!"

-the lurking fatty

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

This is the first time, in all of history, that fat people were useful for something.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They could be used as doorstops.

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[–] BigBoss 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, in a castle or something.

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[–] 4320106? 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

They'd be useful for slow moving infantry units... Have the Obeasts in front, to take all the hits. Like a phalanx.

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[–] silver_polish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Have the Obeasts in front, to take all the hits.

Sit between a bunch of fatasses in a M113 and suddenly it can stop a RPG hit.

Building off that thought, whoever the fuck thought aluminum was useful for armor was probably a fatass shit-for-brains, too.

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[–] DylannStorm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dude that's genius! You've found the solution!