[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
"See!!! These shitlords are just jealous anowrexick bitches! THEY THROW UP CUZ THEY'RE JEALOUS OF MUH CURVES!"
-the lurking fatty
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 43 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago
This is the first time, in all of history, that fat people were useful for something.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They could be used as doorstops.
[–] silver_polish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Have the Obeasts in front, to take all the hits.
Sit between a bunch of fatasses in a M113 and suddenly it can stop a RPG hit.
Building off that thought, whoever the fuck thought aluminum was useful for armor was probably a fatass shit-for-brains, too.
[–] DylannStorm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dude that's genius! You've found the solution!
[–] inablackbox 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
It sounds like your digestive system is going to need a stern talking-to for its inherently fatphobic adherence to mainstream beauty standards.