[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I dunno man. I would've stared that fucker down, and if it didn't quit I would've said something. There's no excuse for behaving like a goddamn trailer-trash piece of shit in public. Do whatever you want in the privacy of your own home, but I don't want to be subjected to your bodily functions.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Farts and burps are natural, but it's still rude as fuck to just sit there with no shame and do it. At least try to be discreet about it. Rude, disgusting fats.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No shit. But probably lots of shit.
At least go to the bathroom and let it out there. But that's like a two min walk and muh knees amirite?
[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
You have to call these pieces of shit out on their behavior, preferably loudly with lots of people around. This is how they act 24/7 ... Me, me, me, me ... If he busts ass or burps in class stand up, call him a "gross fucking pig" and that you "will not put up with his disgusting body functions and odors". Then collect your items and move to the other side of the room sitting on the floor if need be. Chances are he won't come back and if he does more people are going to call him out on his shit.
[–] ridsloth 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
College? High school? I would love to throw a serially burping, farting fatty the fuck out of my classroom in shame, but it would make the process easier on me if a human student would complain to me about the biohazard. Just saying. ;)
You know, writing those sentences, I was forced to consider whether I really have authority as a grad student instructor to remove a gas giant from class on the grounds that they are a slovenly shit oozing pile of rot behaving like a feral animal. Sadly, I probably don't. Standards of decency in public are just fucked.
What's double fucked is the social conditioning we have to turn a blind eye to this filthy degeneracy all around us. Ugh. Sorry you have to share a classroom with that.
[–] Donutsinmyholes 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Check your handbooks. I feel like the unis I know allow professors to remove students if they are being disruptive (with certain restrictions like the distraction being repeated or some thing like that.)
Better yet ask a prof that not all reaches intro courses. Odds are they have some war stories.
[–] 4306900? ago
Eat beasts are not human. Manners are things that matter to humans.