[–] Broseph_Brostar 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
They don't resemble pigs, they are pigs. people who allow this kind of damage to happen to their body by their own action have intentionally suppressed their higher functions. Literally everyone (even the high-denial HAES fuckers, it's why they spend so much time claiming it doesn't) know that being fat kills you. These people are literally saying "I would rather eat now than live later." Anyone with higher reasoning functions can see how this is a bad plan, but you'll note that fatties often make the argument "I don't want to live to 100, I want to have a good time." by which they mean they want to live to 40.
They really are subhuman, and the worst thing is that they opt into it.
[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Its worse than that a 350lb eat beast has less mobility than my Grandpa had when he was 90.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Next time, you should go to class wearing your hottest (yet appropriate) workout gear and sit in front of him. When he brings the burrito out, give him the most disgusted look, then go back to taking notes or whatever. As soon as the belching starts, get up, give him your most disgusted look, and go to the other side of the room.
If it tries to flirt with you, tell it, "sorry, but you eat and behave worse than an animal and I'm not into bestiality."
[–] veganyogi 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is totally appropriate too if he's being disturbing. Just make sure he realizes what he's done. The disgusting look is one way to do it but I would probably use mean bitch stare in this case.
[–] caesah 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's a university. Call a pig a pig at one's own risk, don't be surprised if it's reported to (and taken seriously by) the prof, security, or admin.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Then you can pull the woman card and say it raped you with its presence.
If they want to make university a fucking safe space, use it to your advantage.
[–] SonicTurtle [S] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I think I might. I just bought a new pair of running pants I've been needing to break in. Sounds like I have a perfect opportunity.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hehe. Have you seen him checking you out?