[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Puss, pus, whatever. It all worked in that tale. Yuck.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago
Medical stories are the best stories. This is horrifying, but fantastic.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I know right? If they had calories I'd be an obeast by now.
[–] Tokyo_Shitlord 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
If medical fat-hate stories were day-after discounted Valentine's day candy, I'd be in a diabetic coma...
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I loooove disgusting obesity-related medical stories. The more horrific and detailed the better.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Well at least that curvy goddess got to wear a bikini like the true womyn she was
/s
[–] shitpussy_niggercunt 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
So it died. I love a happy ending!
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[–] CriticalMass 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ok, we'll I'm not hungry anymore. Forever. And I'm now seriously contemplating if I can actual handle becoming a physician.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Why did I Google Image search that? I must really hate myself
Eyebleach for anyone who makes the same mistake I did
[–] squealingbravery 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm glad I did. Looks like justice to me, in most cases.
[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Whelp. I googled that, as well as google imaging it. I've seen some pretty fucked up shit, from decapitations to ice pick murder, but that actually scares the shit out of me. Nope nope nope. At least if it was in your foot you could just chop that shit off. You can't chop off your butt, man!
[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 4 points -1 points 3 points (+3|-4) ago
Dude, you should have written her a script for oxy and murdered her fat fucking ass with an addict's OD. I realize the DEA turns you guys into quivering pussies, but sometimes you need to man the fuck up and do the thing that's best for society. That bitch had to go. And I'm sure you coded the procedures to ensure your maximum allotment of medicaid or medicare dollars as a reward for treating her fat god damn ass.
[–] MahLardy 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
I bet it's all the shitlord doctors' fault /s
[–] LegendarySock 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
He probably told her to lose weight when she came in with a totally weight-unrelated medical issue!