[–] WildThingSammiT 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Morty burp Morty, I've had enough of your philosophical bullshit M-burp Morty! Shut the fuck up!
[–] TheTrigger 1 point 19 points 20 points (+20|-1) ago
Man, I identify with Rick's alcoholism more than anything. I... understand why he does it. I know it's a cartoon, and it's a product of someone's imagination.
But that idea came from somewhere, and that place wasn't complete bullshit. Sometimes I feel like I was born smarter than what I was meant to; or at least what I'd like to be. Call that what you will, but I like to call alcohol "the great equalizer" for a reason.
Please disregard this, I'm posting it for my fellow drunk-kin. Not y'all *burp* judgemental pricks. Living in... *burp*... your ivory shit holes.
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[–] Doomking_Grimlock ago
I use pot more than alcohol. Keeps me out of trouble.
[–] TheTrigger ago
I become useless on pot and build up a tolerance way too quickly. Like, if I buy an 8th, by the time it's half-way through, it has zero effect anymore— aside from making me sleepy. Good ol' alcohol always does the trick, even in small quantities. :/
[–] jobes 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Shameless plug for /v/RickAndMorty
[–] shittydrawing 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
God I missed this show! Everytime I hear the DMX song, I'd picture a buff Rick and Summer dealing out some assistance whooping.
[–] RickC-137 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
I burp approve this message
[–] Warden 1 point 13 points 14 points (+14|-1) ago
I- I don't know Rick. What about the implications of underage drinking? Wou- wouldn't that damage my brain or something?
[–] Internet_Refugee 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Dat fucking username.