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[–] RickC-137 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I burp approve this message

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[–] Warden 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

I- I don't know Rick. What about the implications of underage drinking? Wou- wouldn't that damage my brain or something?

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[–] Internet_Refugee 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Dat fucking username.

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[–] TheTrigger 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Man, I identify with Rick's alcoholism more than anything. I... understand why he does it. I know it's a cartoon, and it's a product of someone's imagination.

But that idea came from somewhere, and that place wasn't complete bullshit. Sometimes I feel like I was born smarter than what I was meant to; or at least what I'd like to be. Call that what you will, but I like to call alcohol "the great equalizer" for a reason.

Please disregard this, I'm posting it for my fellow drunk-kin. Not y'all *burp* judgemental pricks. Living in... *burp*... your ivory shit holes.

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[–] Merchaun 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nothing wrong with that.

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[–] ABastionOfFreeSpeech 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Por que no los dos? :D

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[–] Doomking_Grimlock ago 

I use pot more than alcohol. Keeps me out of trouble.

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[–] TheTrigger ago 

I become useless on pot and build up a tolerance way too quickly. Like, if I buy an 8th, by the time it's half-way through, it has zero effect anymore— aside from making me sleepy. Good ol' alcohol always does the trick, even in small quantities. :/

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[–] WildThingSammiT 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Morty burp Morty, I've had enough of your philosophical bullshit M-burp Morty! Shut the fuck up!

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[–] jobes 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Shameless plug for /v/RickAndMorty

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[–] Internet_Refugee 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Absolutely shameless.

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[–] Black_Phillip 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Summer is safe.

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[–] 4262117? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sold. Beer me...

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[–] xeemee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

landshark ... OH! and 3rd Shift Amber Lager! - if anyone has tried it, say so!

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[–] Tb0n3 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jesus, that's the shittiest blackboard I've ever seen. Looks like they made it super shitty just for this drawing too. It's painted and flaking. Also I'm not sure how Morty would feel about alcohol after seeing what it does to Rick.

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