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[–] lackscompassion 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Not an extreme one but I dated a woman for two years who didn't know I chewed tobacco. I have since quit and haven't chewed in around 10 years but I still remember hiding spit bottles and half full cans before brushing my teeth every time she would come over to my place.
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I bought a 6-pack of her favorite beer, then ended up drinking it before she even knew I had bought it for her. Still feel guilty about it. But it tasted sooooo good and I was thirsty.
[–] FANGHEXUAN ago
以前有秘密难以启齿,我现在信神了所做所行都能向神敞开没有秘密了。
[–] 45usp 5 points -2 points 3 points (+3|-5) ago
I had a really wonderful girlfriend when I lived in Washington. She was a doctor and making bank! But then some asshole who had a grudge with me from when we went to church together fucking hunted me down and threw me off a balcony. I didn't want him to hurt her too so I moved to Paris. Later on I ended up telling her that I actually wasn't permanently injured from the fall, which was quite a shock to her. We tried to make things work, but she got all righteous because I cut off that guy's head and we broke up.
[–] Under_Paid_Orgy_Guy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Duncan Macleod? There can be only one.
[–] Gardmeria 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
An affair with someone much nicer and better than her.
[–] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Why not just dump her for the other one then?
[–] Gardmeria ago
Am. On sunday. Taking her shit and throwing it down the stairs.