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[–] 45usp 5 points -2 points (+3|-5) ago 

I had a really wonderful girlfriend when I lived in Washington. She was a doctor and making bank! But then some asshole who had a grudge with me from when we went to church together fucking hunted me down and threw me off a balcony. I didn't want him to hurt her too so I moved to Paris. Later on I ended up telling her that I actually wasn't permanently injured from the fall, which was quite a shock to her. We tried to make things work, but she got all righteous because I cut off that guy's head and we broke up.

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[–] Under_Paid_Orgy_Guy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Duncan Macleod? There can be only one.

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[–] 45usp 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking Kalas, whiney bitch, "oh, my voice is gone! Wah wah I'll get you." I showed him who's boss.

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[–] FANGHEXUAN ago 

以前有秘密难以启齿,我现在信神了所做所行都能向神敞开没有秘密了。

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[–] ShowMeYourKitties ago 

Really? But what about the other one?

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[–] CONGLOM-O ago 

Cough cough totally not the NSA

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I bought a 6-pack of her favorite beer, then ended up drinking it before she even knew I had bought it for her. Still feel guilty about it. But it tasted sooooo good and I was thirsty.

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[–] lackscompassion 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not an extreme one but I dated a woman for two years who didn't know I chewed tobacco. I have since quit and haven't chewed in around 10 years but I still remember hiding spit bottles and half full cans before brushing my teeth every time she would come over to my place.

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[–] farmer- 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

you bastard

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[–] dirkgently 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

His username is fitting no?

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[–] wompwompwompwomp3 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

so multiple children? not just one

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[–] Gardmeria 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

An affair with someone much nicer and better than her.

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[–] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why not just dump her for the other one then?

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[–] Gardmeria ago 

Am. On sunday. Taking her shit and throwing it down the stairs.