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[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

An eatbeast was talking at me once and it mentioned it couldn't spawn even with all the treatments. It said its doctor told it that it couldn't get preggers because it was too fat (whalefucker probably was fucking it's belly button anyway) I asked it if it tried losing any weight to see if the highly trained medical professional with decades worth of knowledge was correct. It said no, was triggered and last I heard the obeast was pushing 40 with no miracle (or effort, still 170+ pounds too fat) yet.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

At least this one managed to remove itself from the genepool, one forkfull at a time.

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[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Fat privilege is not having to spend money on maxi pads because your body is too fucked up to operate on a basic level, at least it gives the hams more money to speed on beetus treats.

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[–] PuzzlePirate ago 

beetus treats

beetus treatus?

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[–] jdael 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Absolutely, parents-to-be should at least show that they have the willpower to keep themselves reasonably healthy before being prescribed these meds.

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[–] Lilina ago 

Hams have an 8-10% chance of spawning twins on Clomid.

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[–] Official_ISIS ago 

Tamoxifen is where its at nigga.

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[–] GuftaGess 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

|"HEAVY subject here"|

Bingo

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[–] ridsloth 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A fatass former high school classmate of mine (formerly both hot and human, incidentally) is currently pregnant with twins. No joke, she shared on fb recently that she was "going into a carb coma tonight to celebrate negative results of the gestational diabetes test" or something equally disgusting, complete with local restaurant themed hashtag. Cows in the comments were mooing over what the best beetus on the menu was, nothing about the twins this BMI 35 monstrosity is so eager to abort. Fuck. Just had to vent.

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[–] StarryNightSky ago 

Fuck that cow. I had twins (naturally) and I was so ocd about what was going into my body because I wanted them to have the best nutrients possible. The sad thing is that there is a way to slightly "cheat" the gestational test by fasting but fatasses will never do it.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Seeing shit like that makes me rage. Pregnancy should be the time in your life when you eat the healthiest... but leave it to obeasts to use it as an excuse to stuff their faces with even more garbage.

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[–] T2_Jewdement_day ago 

And then she ate them...

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

My old gynecologist had his delivery/surgical privileges revoked because some morbidly bariatric bitch came to him wanting to get pregnant, and he refused to prescribe Clomid. He told her to lose weight. By some miracle (or maybe a turkey baster) she ended up pregnant, and went back to him for prenatal care. Apparently he yelled at her and fat shamed her so bad (for getting pregnant against his medical advice) that she complained to the provincial board and he was disciplined. Now, this doctor never had the best bedside manner, but he definitely didn't deserve to lose his privileges because some obeast had her fee-fees hurt from hearing the truth.

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[–] I_Hate_Hamplanets 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

ヽ༼ಢ_ಢ༽ノ

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Provincial? Please don't tell me this happened in Canada. Fuck obeasts

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yup. It's not exactly like we have doctors to spare, either

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yet another HAES success story!

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[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Obesity is self solving

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