[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ah, nature, the ultimate shitlord. I did a post on this a while back, it was about some fat cunt that kept miscarrying, blaming the doctors when they told her she was too obese to conceive, and continued to gain weight, get pregnant, miscarry - lather, rinse, repeat. You can find it here if you're interested.
I honestly don't get how their brains work. They keep trying the same shit over and over again, expecting to get a different result. Last I checked, that was the textbook definition of insanity, but for some reason we don't consider these people to be insane. We coddle them instead, because the world has become so politically correct it's disgusting, and if you couldn't tell already its destroying society. People feel entitled to things they don't deserve, much like fat women trying to have children. It's sickening, but because of the way the world is today, we encourage their shitty behavior (reward it even) when we should be putting a stop to it? Can't stop eating? Blaming your weight on other people? Don't want to sacrifice a damn thing but want children? Sure! Lets just waste a shit ton of money not correcting the problem and instead give everyone exactly what they want, because each person is a speshul sneauflayke and their fee fees are important. While they're at it, let's give them a participation medal too! FML.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I feel sorry for the poor doctors and other medical professionals that have to treat this eat beast.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"Sow what you reap" is my first thought. If you create layers of fat don't expect to have any room for babies.
[–] SeigneurdesEtrons 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Sow. Lulz.
...hateful homonyms are funny.
[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'm very happy the poor children were not made to suffer. Morbidly obese, unmarried, probably not financially stable, this is no way to bring a child into the world.
[–] ridsloth 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
A fatass former high school classmate of mine (formerly both hot and human, incidentally) is currently pregnant with twins. No joke, she shared on fb recently that she was "going into a carb coma tonight to celebrate negative results of the gestational diabetes test" or something equally disgusting, complete with local restaurant themed hashtag. Cows in the comments were mooing over what the best beetus on the menu was, nothing about the twins this BMI 35 monstrosity is so eager to abort. Fuck. Just had to vent.
[–] StarryNightSky ago
Fuck that cow. I had twins (naturally) and I was so ocd about what was going into my body because I wanted them to have the best nutrients possible. The sad thing is that there is a way to slightly "cheat" the gestational test by fasting but fatasses will never do it.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Seeing shit like that makes me rage. Pregnancy should be the time in your life when you eat the healthiest... but leave it to obeasts to use it as an excuse to stuff their faces with even more garbage.
[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
An eatbeast was talking at me once and it mentioned it couldn't spawn even with all the treatments. It said its doctor told it that it couldn't get preggers because it was too fat (whalefucker probably was fucking it's belly button anyway) I asked it if it tried losing any weight to see if the highly trained medical professional with decades worth of knowledge was correct. It said no, was triggered and last I heard the obeast was pushing 40 with no miracle (or effort, still 170+ pounds too fat) yet.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
At least this one managed to remove itself from the genepool, one forkfull at a time.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Our bodies are programmed to reproduce. It's our main function. For all the great things humans have done in history, our bodies only want to reproduce.
If your body can't do what is the first thing on the list* then you've got serious problems. It is science's way of keeping the gene pool strong.
*= does not include people that are voluntarily childfree, of which I am one.