[–] TheRealAmalek 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
I this thought hacky sacks were Muslim Barbie's
[–] [deleted] 2 points 12 points 14 points (+14|-2) ago (edited ago)
[–] NeedleStack [S] 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Yes, its name really is Hijarbie.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Dang, so she's not available. At that ripe old age, she's surely married already.
[–] NeedleStack [S] 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
This just in, authorities are reporting that Malibu Barbie has been found stoned in an abandoned warehouse.
There are no known descriptions of her attackers however there are reports the victim was last seen delivering food and supplies to the local refugee center. More details at 11.