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[–] NeedleStack [S] 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

This just in, authorities are reporting that Malibu Barbie has been found stoned in an abandoned warehouse.

There are no known descriptions of her attackers however there are reports the victim was last seen delivering food and supplies to the local refugee center. More details at 11.

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[–] TheRealAmalek 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

I this thought hacky sacks were Muslim Barbie's

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[–] Magitek_X 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

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[–] 4207088? 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Do the fireworks come already strapped to her chest?

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[–] crusade ago 

Does muslamic Ken have a bottle of acid to throw in her face?

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[–] ShortWarrior ago 

What about the bomb clock? Do I buy that in an accessories package?

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[–] 4208938? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'd be losing money if I didn't!

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[–] MaxBoivin 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

Normal Babrie is a symbol of oppression of women but hijab Barbie, that's just dandy...

Go figure...

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[–] Bateman616 1 point 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Stones included?

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[–] NeedleStack [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Yes, its name really is Hijarbie.

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[–] AOU 2 points 18 points (+20|-2) ago 

and she's nine.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Dang, so she's not available. At that ripe old age, she's surely married already.