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[–] Bunter_Hunter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Buy her a dvd that shows you how to get back in shape after pregnancy. In the card? 'It worked for me! xox '

Top marks for your username.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Good. Buy a onesie that says "I'm with Fattie." Besides, do you really think she'd buy you any of that expensive shit? Please.

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[–] StarryNightSky 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I love the "no one can tell you're pregnant". It's worse with fatties! I had only gained 10lbs when I was halfway with my twins. Unfortunately it then turned to 50lbs by the end. But it was all them. 12lbs of baby, 2 of everything. I was lighter once I lost all the water weight. Hah

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[–] 86PercentChocolate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I really hate delusional hams thinking they are better than humans. Put -IT- in -ITS- place and keep on shitladying. And congrats on the little one! lotsa love for the potential shit-person

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[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I definitely had gained more by that point, but I wasn't a cow either. I got really lucky that he sat really far back (well, my spine disagreed but whatever) so my bump came late. But damn, when it did! All the fatties tutting and hawwing that I was always on my feet working, or worse yet, rubbing my belly without permission! Get back, you sow! It's not our fault no one felt your belly! It's just fat! My baby never, not once, moved when they did this. I like to think he knew.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

How ironic is it that hams give advice on how to be healthy?

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[–] shitwink 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Roughly as ironic as when they whale-song about concern trolling, then concern troll a healthy mother who is "starving" her baby.

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"Fuck it. She's getting a discount onesie." Hahaha

Make sure you get that onesie in XXXXL.

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[–] Kaia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

MIght be cheaper to just buy some tarp

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[–] Alterna-slim 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

As long as your doctor/midwife thinks your healthy then you're probably fine. .8 pounds really is a tiny amount. 25-35 total pounds is the recommended to gain. But even so, I think it is uncommon for complications to happen for a normal healthy person gaining too little weight. And most people put on the bulk of their pregnancy weight in the 3rd trimester.

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[–] Fuck-off-fatties [S] ago 

.8 lbs by 17 weeks is a bit little but I lost about 10 lbs of muscle because lifting was making me cramp really bad. So I think it evens out in the end. :)

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[–] honormyacanthosis ago 

The recommendations for weight gain in pregnancy are based on science and data. If you gain less than or more than the suggested amount, the baby has a higher risk of prematurity. I knew a shitlady from work who didn't gain enough weight. Her baby came two months early. No surprises there.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Actually it's less. If someone is overweight or obese it's recommended only 10-15 (as they should be losing fat and eating healthier). 20 lbs is perfectly normal especially for a petite person.

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[–] Alterna-slim 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Size_six_thousand 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

In the first half of a pregnancy there's no reason to gain. Most of the recommended weight gain comes in the third trimester.

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[–] SweetTreats 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Damn! That explains the stretch marks.

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[–] Trishit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think I gained about 2-3 pounds in the first 20 weeks or so. Most of my 19 lb. gain with each pregnancy came in the last 10 weeks.

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