[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Good. Buy a onesie that says "I'm with Fattie." Besides, do you really think she'd buy you any of that expensive shit? Please.
[–] StarryNightSky 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I love the "no one can tell you're pregnant". It's worse with fatties! I had only gained 10lbs when I was halfway with my twins. Unfortunately it then turned to 50lbs by the end. But it was all them. 12lbs of baby, 2 of everything. I was lighter once I lost all the water weight. Hah
[–] 86PercentChocolate 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I really hate delusional hams thinking they are better than humans. Put -IT- in -ITS- place and keep on shitladying. And congrats on the little one! lotsa love for the potential shit-person
[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I definitely had gained more by that point, but I wasn't a cow either. I got really lucky that he sat really far back (well, my spine disagreed but whatever) so my bump came late. But damn, when it did! All the fatties tutting and hawwing that I was always on my feet working, or worse yet, rubbing my belly without permission! Get back, you sow! It's not our fault no one felt your belly! It's just fat! My baby never, not once, moved when they did this. I like to think he knew.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
How ironic is it that hams give advice on how to be healthy?
[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"Fuck it. She's getting a discount onesie." Hahaha
Make sure you get that onesie in XXXXL.
[–] Alterna-slim 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
As long as your doctor/midwife thinks your healthy then you're probably fine. .8 pounds really is a tiny amount. 25-35 total pounds is the recommended to gain. But even so, I think it is uncommon for complications to happen for a normal healthy person gaining too little weight. And most people put on the bulk of their pregnancy weight in the 3rd trimester.
[–] Fuck-off-fatties [S] ago
.8 lbs by 17 weeks is a bit little but I lost about 10 lbs of muscle because lifting was making me cramp really bad. So I think it evens out in the end. :)
[–] honormyacanthosis ago
The recommendations for weight gain in pregnancy are based on science and data. If you gain less than or more than the suggested amount, the baby has a higher risk of prematurity. I knew a shitlady from work who didn't gain enough weight. Her baby came two months early. No surprises there.
[–] Alterna-slim 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is where I got the 25-35 pound recommendation from.
[–] Size_six_thousand 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
In the first half of a pregnancy there's no reason to gain. Most of the recommended weight gain comes in the third trimester.
[–] Bunter_Hunter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Buy her a dvd that shows you how to get back in shape after pregnancy. In the card? 'It worked for me! xox '
Top marks for your username.